The Most Searched Strings on Google

I stumbled on this web site Google Zeitgeist which has the grand task of ranking all Google searches.

The rankings are categorised country wise, apparently the citizens of a country share similar searching traits ( i mean all indians are in the quest of the same things, namely Why havent Shahrukh and Karan Johar tied the marriage knot yet??)..Well putting aside King Khans GENT-le attractions, this website does offer great time-pass to all the junta who are 1. Bascially jobless(read me) 2. Jobless due to the global meltdown(read 'maybe you').

This is the top " How to" searches from India listed rank wise.

1. how to reduce weight
   
2. how to kiss
   
3. how to earn money
   
4. how to get pregnant
   
5. how to learn english
   
6. how to gain weight
   
7. how to play guitar
   
8. how to create a website
   
9. how to impress a girl
   
10. how to tie a tie
    

I have no issues with #1. How to lose weight, cuz when i last looked into the mirror i did fit the width, but now i do doubt that!!..The #2, #4, #9 positions do give us a great insight about the dilemma faced by the youth of the nation in their attempt to make India a superpower(I hope you agree as knowing to kiss etc is the need of the hour!!)...

I guess the #2 question on How to Kiss?? can be adressed by watching a couple of Imran Hashmi flicks, though to perfect a technique as refined as his does take a lot of time, effort and ofcourse a person of the opposite sex!!!...

The question #4 does make you wonder at the lack of "biology tutoring" rampant in Indian Schools(to the Pro Adult Education Groups - "you guys do seem to point at the right areas(no pun intended))..But my advice for getting pregnant is "Follow Tradition- The way you were born"..This has to satify Mr. Raj Thackerey due to the great emphasis laid on tradition...lol

Question #9 is the one for which I am searching for an answer...So for all the casanova's reading this post out there please do email with the details.