Thursday, April 23, 2009

IPL: The Scoop of the Century

On tuesday an interview of Lalith Modi was telecasted, where he was seen sprayin more saliva(while talking) than the damn rains!!...The Baadshah of IPL has reason to worry. For once the reason is not security, or weather or not even Mr. Disco Sreesanth crying for his mama in the middle of the pitch.No! Its a scandal involving a KKR player!


                

Allow me to introduce the Toast of IPL 2, the player of the tournament Mr. Fake IPL Player. Mr. Fake IPL Player is allegedly a Kolkata Knight Riders "fringe player" (self claimed) who is giving the general masses of India a great insight into the Luciferous Activities of Cricketeers, behind the scenes, on his blog www.fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com

This blog gives details on the fights, hangouts, parties and all the hapenning’s from everywhere but the cricketing field. One such Insighful episode is when Mr. Ravi Shastri ( christened "Kishen Kanaiyya"...read the blog for more) picks up a 30 year old "well endowed" white woman (Yes!! Foreign Figure!) in a pub at around 2 AM. Well I always knew Mr.Shastri had it in him to hit the "big deep spots shots". In the same pub Mr. Sreesanth (official cheerleader of the Kings XI team, due to his lack of talent injury. Thank god he refrains from dancing at the boundary lines in mini skirts!) is seen showing off his disco moves in vain, only to return back to the hotel room with just his "bat in his hands".

Let me tell you, this guy has great guts and wit. He has christened every player/person mentioned with great humour. For Eg: Sreesanth is called Appam Chuthiya...Now why dint i think of that!!.This blog greatly complements the onscreen action with amazing tales about the cricketing world...Once gain the blog link is www.fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com……….. Mind it!! Roar!!!

2 comments:

anush.gandalf said...

I can envision an evil woman (like the one on the train to tirupati fighting for her seat)- Mrs Shastri yelling her insides out after catching her husband with his D*** in his hands instead of a bat and a white lady standing in the corner!

Arjun said...

poor modi never in his wildest dreams would have imagined that a blogger would create so much ruckus in his dream proj IPL too or i can say IPL2!

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